Lying in my basement room at our holiday house. Need to pee. Two options.
Option One: Climb over tractor/boat and cross dark garage which is littered with treacherous tripping hazards and use downstairs toilet where spiders, mice and other assorted scary things lie in wait for me.
Option Two: Go to nice upstairs toilet but to get there need to go through sister and brother in law's room without waking them which has added degree of difficulty of their dog being in their room who will bark when I walk through.
Decisions, decisions.......