Chad,
Can you please talk to your daughter. She is clearly plotting an escape. She appears to have decided that my belly button is the easiest point of exit. (I now fear about her intelligence given that she has determined that the belly button is the path of least resistance..... but we will of course love her regardless).
Anyway, she has been thumping on my tummy for two days now and it is getting ridiculous. I have explained to her that a) the exit point is NOT through my belly button, and b) she is not to come out of her room until January, but she is not listening.
She also keeps MAKING me eat ice cream. And cheese.
I think you need to talk with her about this, as I am struggling to influence her behaviour.
Thanks,
Catherine